Monitor : genit, seneng diperhatiin, suka pamer (idih jangan pamer dulu lom tentu yg dipamerin bagus dan bikin tertarik).
Keyboard : senang dipegang, ditekan, dan dipencet-pencet di berbagai lokasi (awas salah tekan, bisa fatal erorr! restart lagi dong).
Printer : aktif, ditekan sedikit geraknya banyak, kalau sedang dipakai berisik, tinggal kasih kode OK langsung ngacir (waduuh kalo berisik awas tuh tetangga tar keberisikan).
Windows : tampak luar bagus dalamnya penuh bugs tetapi banyak orang mengenalnya
UNIX : diam diam, multi user (wiih ati-ati tuh bahaya kalo cw seperti itu).
CPU : pintar, pemikir tak banyak bicara dan mengerjakan banyak hal (diam2 tau2 udah 7bulan hi... hi.... maksudnya CPUnya dah 7 bulan ngeres aja loh).
HARD-DISK Woman : She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman : She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman : Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right,but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER Woman : She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman : Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman : Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman : She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman : She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman : Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman : Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes,installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will loose something if you don’t try touninstall her you will be rendered useless…
Mac book : Tipis putih menarik tapi mahal mbok..
